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Male, 21 years old From: Chicago

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ill_will
Male
21 years old
Chicago
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Experience Points: 14931
Gold: 20061

Contact Info

myspace pfunkakawil
Xbox Live GamerTag emp ILL WILLL

Detailed Info

Connection Type: Fios / Fiber
Relationship: Single
Orrientation: Straight
Drinker: Im drunk right now
Smoker: Sometimes
Education: In College

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Interests

Favorite Movies:

Boon dock Saints
Pulp fiction
The Departed
Fight Club
Blow
Grandmas Boy
The Good Fellas
Heat
Any given Sunday
Dazed and Confused
Batman
Bad boys

Favorite Music:

House
Hip Hop
Rock
Artists include(not in order of Fav)

Crookers
Lil Wayne
Chevelle
The Game
The used
Silverstein
Dirty south
The Black Ghosts
A tribe called Quest
OutKast
lupe Fiasco
UGK
Senses Fail
Atreyu
Say Anything

Favorite Websites:
Favorite TV Shows:

South park
Entourage

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About ill_will

Stunting Is a Habit
Get Like ME!

Gym class heroes..
(The Dream)
Radiokilla killa

Hahaha You know what it is
Gym class heroes, the dream
Its hard to look innocent when I got cookie crumbs all over my face

[Chorus]
(The Dream)
I like girls
They like me
They look so good
In their satin jeans
Want you to be the one
And my only
I want be faithful
But I cant keep my hands out the cookie jar.
(Travis)
My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Cant keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.

You see I got this problem
I need help tryna solve it
Cos meeting after meeting and Im still a cookie whore
You can hide them, Imma find them, on the counter, in the closet
And Ill say I aint do it with my face covered in chocolate
My girl be setting booby traps
To catch me eating Scooby snacks
I left crumbs in the bed once
But I told her I was through with that
She still dont be believing me
And I guess that Im cool with that
But I got a sweet tooth, thatll never come loose
And the truth of the matter is.

I like girls
They like me
They look so good
In their satin jeans
Want you to be the one
And my only
I want be faithful
But I cant keep my hands out the cookie jar.

My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Cant keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.

I got a thing for Milano, Biscotti Italianos
And I never turn down some Oreos if you got them
Butter Pecan Puerto Rican,
Or them Oatmeal Raisin Asians.
Hazelnut Brazilians,
Macadamia Caucasians,
Double stuffed or thin mint
It dont matter you getting it
Cos I got a sweet tooth thatll never come loose
And the fact of the matter is.

I like girls
They like me
They look so good
In their satin jeans
Want you to be the one
And my only
I want be faithful
But I cat keep my hands out the cookie jar.

My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Cant keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.

Im a monster for these cookies
Im a beast for theyre treats
An animal for theyre crackers
Head to feet they so damn sweet
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my ha uh my
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar.

And then you have it haha
I tried my best
I went to cookie anonymous
I guess Im a failure
I cant seem to keep my damn hands out the cookie jar but,
It is what it is
Shout outs:
FoKuZ
BlueFir3
Red Light Taxi
Fatt Bubb
Rip rip
Falcon
ideke
RockStar
M5 Nightmare
Jeenyus
HoodTron
Hill Spree
Unleashed
Telli
Superr Mayne

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Comments (48)

rockstar (2 weeks, 1 day ago)

yoooo gangsta wats good son? where u been at? inv me sometime iite lata

d00ditsangela (2 weeks, 4 days ago)

heyy (:

redlighttaxi (2 weeks, 5 days ago)

DumbNDumber Gb 1-0. Woot Woot. "Chase me bitch, chase me"
^^^said in the voice you love so much. :] you're the best.

nexy (3 weeks, 1 day ago)

hey dude

j_for_jade (3 weeks, 2 days ago)

yup no prob

rockstar (3 weeks, 3 days ago)

wenever you decide to get on so we can play dude

evan (3 weeks, 5 days ago)

jeezy + kanye: thats a hot track

redlighttaxi (3 weeks, 5 days ago)

thanks for the rose.
<3<3<3<3<3

we need to play again.
dont forget to join the GB.
its under H3, Team Doubles, and the team name is Terra. :]

xxmandaxx (4 weeks ago)

OKAY! BUT DONT LAUGH AT ME! =)

redlighttaxi (4 weeks ago)

So when do I get that arcade machine? :]

redlighttaxi (4 weeks ago)

i love your message from earlier.
your like "GEARS OF WAR!"

lol, yea im going back a little bit, still a good game.
sorry i laughed alot today....stuntin was a habit. :]

rockstar (1 month ago)

wat up son. wat u been up to?

bluefir3 (1 month ago)

wow will.. she did beat us :(

oh and nightmare is on the team.

m5nightmare (1 month ago)

see you at 10 PM
;)

rant (1 month ago)
rant (1 month ago)
redlighttaxi (1 month ago)

Thanks for playing with me tonight.
It really did cheer me up.
Sorry that I sounded like a hobo on the side of the street.
Hopefully I'll feel better for tomorrow.

<3<3<3<3<3 You're the best.

rant (1 month ago)

funny that you started talking to me, legit and tara.
we're the best snipers we know of lol.
AND TO THINK YOU SAID 'Good luck, youre going to need it..." And you lost!
but hey..i do remember saying 'Motherfucker that emp guy is pissing me off.'

xxmandaxx (1 month ago)

Lol I probly would play all the time if I was better.

xxdamzl (1 month ago)

haha yeah it kinda is. Not much called off school >_< gotta work later

xxmandaxx (1 month ago)

Yea Id love to but i just naturally suck at it lol

redlighttaxi (1 month ago)

We had a kid on our team with that gamertag....
WOW.....lol.
You're too good :] <3

xxmandaxx (1 month ago)

Thank you =) And thats a bummer cuz Im horrible at halo lol I mainly play cod4

xxmandaxx (1 month ago)

That does sound like fun. I just celebrated my 18th recently lol What games u play on xbl?

xxdamzl (1 month ago)

meh. its okay lol

rockstar (1 month ago)

word im on da shout outs! XD

rockstar (1 month ago)

Nm on dat Hay Low haha chillin tryin to get known how bout u nikka wat u up to?

rockstar (1 month ago)

no shout out to me? oh i see how it is . iight i got u xD

redlighttaxi (1 month ago)

i love how im in your shoutouts.
sorry i didn't play so good last night.
and that we kept getting bad bk's on our team.

<3

xxdamzl (1 month ago)

hola.

xxmandaxx (1 month ago)

My weekend was pretty uneventful unfortunately. How was yours? :) No problem and thank YOU for the add.

xxmandaxx (1 month ago)

Hey :D

bluefir3 (1 month ago)

get on ur other one we can watch some vod.. or if ur comp is close to ur tv we can talk on halo n watch it.

bluefir3 (1 month ago)

you make an aim yet? damnit

bluefir3 (1 month ago)

Fuckin skanks

m5nightmare (1 month ago)

nice man, dude its still so dumb that im not on the team any more =/

m5nightmare (1 month ago)

nice, haha what did you guys do?

m5nightmare (1 month ago)

oh sup man, just about to leave to get something to eat :P
how about you bro

clarity (1 month ago)

im trying reaaaally hard to get to toronto. you guys gonna rape on some kids or what?

lovexspell (1 month ago)

nm, what are u up to??

bluefir3 (1 month ago)

lol sick

bluefir3 (1 month ago)

yo man, me n kev are on talkin to deke, wut u up to?

rockstar (1 month ago)

yerr was good homie

amandamfpanda (1 month, 1 week ago)

lmao woah thats goodd :D lol

redlighttaxi (1 month, 1 week ago)

im ill will :]
when can i get more wheelman medals?
how are ya nerd?

amandamfpanda (1 month, 1 week ago)

hey im good how are you? :]

bluefir3 (1 month, 1 week ago)

yo man its all good, im tired too.. im thinking about going on to bed soon, but i think me n kev are gonna try to finish this off.

bluefir3 (1 month, 1 week ago)

yo playa, join the empire team n fans group! lol its on my page under my groups