Joke

 One day 2 old ladies were sitting outside smoking cigs when it start'd to rain. Well the 1st lady starts to gather her things to head indoors where it was dry. The other lady just reaches into her purse, pulls out a condum, clips the end, puts it over her cig, & continues to smoke. The 1st lady is amaze'd. "What is that & where can I get one?" she asks. The other lady replies, " Its a condum & you can pick them up at any local store." Well the next day the 1st lady is at the store looking at the rack of condums when a salesman walks by & is curious why such an old lady is looking at condums. "May I help you?" he asks. "I need a condum," she replies. Finding this humorus the saleman with a smile asks, "Well ma'am, do you know which kind your looking for ...ribbed, color'd?" The woman replies, " I dont give a shit ...as long as it fits a camel."