Haven't been on here long, but if you watch me, you'll soon find me to be quite the prick. Now, why would someone act out in such a way? Well, that is a very dumb question, but I will answer it for the slow people (you people).
The reason I'm such a fucker is, well, there actually isn't a reason, I just hate all of humanity. Humans are a pathetic excuse for an species. You fucks are a virus, a plaque, a blemish on this planet. I am not required to like any of you, and I will exercise that to the maximum extent possible.
Plus, humans are dicks themselves. Believe it or not, I was once a somewhat decent guy, but you humans are all the same, rude, arrogant fucks. So, why should I grace you all with my politeness? Fuck that, I will not be so kind to a undiserving species. Now, I'm sure there are some morons saying, "Andy, aren't you human?" Hm, I've been asked that a lot, or told that I am, I would disagree. I have my own reasons to argue that, but if it makes your small minds feel at ease, I am a.... hu....human.
I suppose that doesn't really elaborate much does it? No? Oh well, I don't need to explain myself to such simple minded creatures such as yourselves. Have fun with your simple toys humans.
